Keegan: So, I think my character went to NYU, right? I’m hoping she graduated with a degree in Film.

Lindy: No. She went to Tennessee Tech with a degree in Agriculture

Keegan: Seriously?

Lindy: You’re not a Hollywood type.

Keegan: Okay, well, what if I’m like every other kid today who can’t find a job? Like I doubt there’s a lot of jobs in the frozen pea market. What if I want to write for television?

Lindy:  I’d suggest you see a shrink.

Keegan:  Hey JK Rowling majored in French, Michael Crichton in Anthropology, Robin Williams in Sociology, Sacha Baron Cohen in History –